June 2007
52 posts
May 2007
120 posts
WatchI’ve always wondered if the ocean could freeze.
Creepiest PSA Ever →
Nerd Alert: Harry Potter Theme Park to Open in... →
Don’t judge me for wanting to go.
No More Coke
I want you to know that the gum arabic which runs all the soft drinks all over the world, including the United States, mainly 80 percent is imported from my country,” the ambassador said after raising a bottle of Coca-Cola. A reporter asked if Sudan was threatening to “stop the export of gum arabic and bring down the Western world.” “I can stop that gum arabic and all of...
“The troll comes to the door of a new forum and sets down his bag of tricks. If...”
– Lord Andrew J. Andrews II
WatchWhy Michael Cera is not the star of Knocked Up
IMDB
Dan: later in the thread: "exuse me did i not just tell u i have a medical disorder. if i am scared i will either go into some sort of shock stage or have elctricity shot up my spine repeatidly......"
Dan: uh... maybe you should skip the movie
Joshua: how about not going
Joshua: yeah
Dan: lol
Joshua: go watch ET
Joshua: or Ewoks
Joshua: or that new penguin movie
Dan: or teletubbies
Joshua: i can't even watch teletubbies
Joshua: i have a medical condition against demonic programming
I Didn't Barbecue...
It was memorial day and I sat on my couch all day. It could be because I had an eventful night the previous evening. It also could’ve been because I’m preoccupied with the next 2 months which, in turn, have nothing to do with anything happening in this town. Another reason could be that I was already content with the weekend. I had done things and seen people as much as I had wanted...
I need an unstable woman for a drama filled... →
WatchI love this show.
WatchSeniors Love Techno
Street Cred
Natalie: the drummer from rainer maria was there and i almost peed my pants
Natalie: he didnt play with them
Natalie: just chillaxin' at the doug fir i guess
Natalie: do you want to get drinks before the fez?
Joshua: do you see what song i'm playing?
( Kissing You - Love Theme from Romeo + Juliet)
Joshua: that's right, i'm fucking ill as shit
Natalie: HAH
Natalie: i love you
Joshua: uhhhggghhh son
Joshua: that's one of my favorite movies ever, i have it on dvd
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Travel Plans - East Coast '07
For everyone that needs to know. I’ll be on the east coast from June 2nd until July 26th. I’ll be splitting the time between Boston and Lancaster, so if you’d like to see me, give me a holler. This should finally be enough time for me to see everyone.
Photo Shoot
Joshua: these pictures might be the crowning achievement of my life
John: same here!
John: ill take them to all the agencies around here and we'll both be set for life
Joshua: niiiiiiiiiice
Joshua: 1800's moustache debauchery
Joshua: Lachapelle won't even be able to compete
John: damn straight!
Hide the Fart →
More than likely the ultimate flash game ever created.
Exit Interview →
Sometimes I wish I could work for a big corporation just to get the chance to have an exit interview like this.
The Strangest Disaster of the 20th Century →
Fascinating. Makes me wonder how much “news” I really get given that the 3rd world seems to not count as newsworthy.
George Michael from Arrested Development has a... →
“The worst is all the lovely weather, I’m sad it’s not raining. The...”
– LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great
Toilet Paper
Dave: and i think i'm totally going to start wiping my ass with paper napkins
Dave: it's so much quicker and i use so much less
Joshua: just use less toilet paper
Dave: i can't
Dave: my forest of poop catchers doesn't let me use less
Joshua: discipline
Joshua: if you can use a napkin
Joshua: then less tp works too
Dave: it's rough and grabby
Joshua: it's scientific
Joshua: don't use smear paper
Dave: haha
Joshua: that worthless soft shit
Joshua: that's why i don't like it
Joshua: it's no good at wiping
Joshua: that's why people don't wipe with silk