September 2007
53 posts
I’ve had intercourse before mainly because I’m romantic. I do romantic shit all the time like drinking wine and eating at restaurants like Applebee’s. At restaurants, I’m so hilarious because I’ll do this gag where I look at my watch and then at the door so the waitstaff thinks, “He’s not here by himself drinking. There is someone coming to meet...
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My friend Joel put some lyrics I wrote to music →
It’s the song called “The Sea”
Self Realization
I’ve been having trouble with faith. It seems I just can’t hold onto it in any form any more. I keep getting older and everything that I used to hold strong beliefs in slowly fade from absolute truth. I remember all the things when I was young that seemed to hold infinite truth in and of themselves. There were so many areas that I could just believe in without having to wonder or...
Sometimes My Mother and Me Chat
Mom: oh really
Mom: what happen to old fashioned meet someone, fall in love, get married, have a family, and stay married
Mom: i'm worried for this next generation
Mom: such lack of commitment everywhere
Mom: even some can't keep jobs
Mom: living off their parents
Mom: acting like teenagers into their 30's
Mom: its got to be emptiness
Joshua: i don't know
Mom: like hallowness
Joshua: it scares me too, but i'm part of it
Joshua: so it's even scarier
Joshua: imagine wondering if you are ever going to get to have something like you and dad have?
Joshua: it seems impossible
Mom: its not Josh
WatchAmazing combination of using CCTV to film events and parkour coordinated dueling. link
WatchVIDEO: Wristcutters: A Love Story - Trailer
“And then Bob would say, ‘If you think drugs are such a great idea, why...”
– Scott Adams in a post about mental problems
WatchWe stayed up all night to take Mikey to the airport at 5am. After playing P&A for a good amount of time we decided to have a roman candle war. The picture below as the result of that. Listen for the scream at the end of the video where I get hit in the face with a flaming ball.
Do what you love, love what you do. →
I agree.
“Drink deep, my love..For the water is gasping for your mouth, gasping for your...”
– Laura Veirs
Devendra's new album, listen to the whole thing →
When he came through the Crystal Ballroom it was one of the better shows I’ve been to in a long time.
Guitar Hero III set list?
Tier 1: Foghat - “Slow Ride” Poison - “Talk Dirty to Me” Pat Benatar - “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Social Distortion - “Story of My Life” Encore: Kiss - “Rock and Roll All Nite” Co-op Encore: Beastie Boys - “Sabotage” Tier 2: Mountain - “Mississippi Queen Alice Cooper - “School’s Out” Cream -...
Wes Anderson directed AT&T commercials →
eh, cool, i guess.
“Have fun being hip and fucking your stupid bike. You were a lot more fun before...”
– message from a ‘friend’ that I received this weekend.
Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area
ALLEN PARK, Mich. — The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home. Groundskeeper from the Fairlane Green shopping center at Outer and Fairlane drive discovered the body shortly before 11 a.m....
“And everyone that I know is telling me to try to take things slow. But even...”
– Miracle Fortress
The World's Shortest International Bridge →
this is up for debate
WatchKen and Barbie make love in a this video for the song Pornografica.
Reference of the Day
Dave: only some people can rock initials
Joshua: haha
Joshua: i never want to rock initials
Dave: me either. DM
Joshua: -JT, rockin' out
Dave: DM - AFK pooping tomorrow am
Joshua: i'm about to poop asap
Joshua: that burrito plowed through my system like a tremor worm
Dave: lol, great reference
Joshua: kevin bacon ftw
Why should you be one, too?
“Can you remember when you first realized you were an “I,” understanding that you had this completely different and separate life from other people? The first time I realized I was an individual one and other people were other individual ones was when I was about six or seven years old. I was taking a bath and looking at my feet. I was training my littlest toe to move without...
Apple Open Letter to iPhone Customers →
Congratulations whiners, here’s some money for you.
This makes me not hate condoms so much →
Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god →
Ah, Nepal, I miss you