Sep 28th, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

I’ve had intercourse before mainly because I’m romantic. I do romantic shit all the time like drinking wine and eating at restaurants like Applebee’s. At restaurants, I’m so hilarious because I’ll do this gag where I look at my watch and then at the door so the waitstaff thinks, “He’s not here by himself drinking. There is someone coming to meet him.” After that I’ll just laugh and laugh at how bad I tricked those stupid idiots and then I’ll go back to vomiting behind the dumpster and brainstorming other self-destructive ways to mask my horrible personal insecurities.

My friend John posted this. I think it’s funny. I wonder where it came from. 

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Horses and Shallow Lakes

Joshua Tuscan spills some thoughts here and they collect in a pool. I live in Seattle, btw.

I once cried because I couldn't draw a tree the way I saw it in my head. Granted, it was kindergarten, but it was a defining moment. One of my lifelong goals has been to ride a horse through a shallow lake, seriously, it's in my grade school journal. I lived in Barbados for a while where I almost lost my toe, which has stood as a metaphor in my life for that time. I watch a lot of movies and sometimes I fear that it is cutting into my ability to learn foreign languages. Oh yeah, I like to write beautiful, validated code.

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